To: General Director Jehovah
From: Lucifer, Head of System Technology Department
- In addition to the unsolved problems with the axis, the planet now has the tendency
to fly away into space.
We'll add another counterweight, this time on a smaller orbit.
- Herbivores are missing again.
They seem to have multiplied, ate all the vegitation and died out.
How many counterweights do you need?!
All in all after the calibration we were able to stabilize the system at nine.
Did I understand correctly? Instead of one planet the user will be getting 9?!
So what? Eight of them will be uninhabitable anyway.
The user doesn't need to know. Half of these planets cannot be seen without a telescope.
I suggest ammending the user manual with an 11-th Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Invent A Telescope".
No. Then they will definitely invent it.
By the way, after the orbital radius was increased, the brightness of the night-time light source fell below
the specified minimum. I propose using a mirror after all.
Where were you before? We just finished balancing the system! Should we start over?
There will be no starting over! The project deadline is in six days! Lucifer, either make it all work
or you will be demoted and transferred to a different post.